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SCENE II. Rossillon. A room in the Countess's palace. Enter Countess and Clown.
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COUNTESS. It hath happen'd all as I would have had it, save that he comes not along with her.
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CLOWN. By my troth, I take my young lord to be a very melancholy man.
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COUNTESS. By what observance, I pray you?
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CLOWN. Why, he will look upon his boot and sing; mend the ruff and sing; ask questions and sing; pick his teeth and sing. I know a man that had this trick of melancholy sold a goodly manor for a song.
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COUNTESS. Let me see what he writes, and when he means to come. [_Opening a letter._]
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CLOWN. I have no mind to Isbel since I was at court. Our old lings and our Isbels o' th' country are nothing like your old ling and your Isbels o' th' court. The brains of my Cupid's knock'd out, and I begin to love, as an old man loves money, with no stomach.
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COUNTESS. What have we here? CLOWN. E'en that you have there. [_Exit._]
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COUNTESS. [_Reads._] _I have sent you a daughter-in-law; she hath recovered the king and undone me. I have wedded her, not bedded her, and sworn to make the "not" eternal. You shall hear I am run away; know it before the report come. If there be breadth enough in the world, I will hold a long distance. My duty to you. Your unfortunate son,_ BERTRAM.
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This is not well, rash and unbridled boy, To fly the favours of so good a king, To pluck his indignation on thy head By the misprizing of a maid too virtuous For the contempt of empire.
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Enter Clown. CLOWN. O madam, yonder is heavy news within between two soldiers and my young lady.
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COUNTESS. What is the matter?
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CLOWN. Nay, there is some comfort in the news, some comfort; your son will not be kill'd so soon as I thought he would.
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COUNTESS. Why should he be kill'd?
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CLOWN. So say I, madam, if he run away, as I hear he does; the danger is in standing to't; that's the loss of men, though it be the getting of children. Here they come will tell you more. For my part, I only hear your son was run away. [_Exit._]
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Enter Helena and the two Gentlemen. FIRST GENTLEMAN. Save you, good madam. HELENA. Madam, my lord is gone, for ever gone. SECOND GENTLEMAN. Do not say so.
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COUNTESS. Think upon patience. Pray you, gentlemen,— I have felt so many quirks of joy and grief That the first face of neither on the start Can woman me unto 't. Where is my son, I pray you?
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SECOND GENTLEMAN. Madam, he's gone to serve the Duke of Florence; We met him thitherward, for thence we came, And, after some despatch in hand at court, Thither we bend again.
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HELENA. Look on this letter, madam; here's my passport. [_Reads._] _When thou canst get the ring upon my finger, which never shall come off, and show me a child begotten of thy body that I am father to, then call me husband; but in such a "then" I write a "never"._ This is a dreadful sentence.
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COUNTESS. Brought you this letter, gentlemen? FIRST GENTLEMAN. Ay, madam; And for the contents' sake, are sorry for our pains.
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COUNTESS. I pr'ythee, lady, have a better cheer; If thou engrossest all the griefs are thine, Thou robb'st me of a moiety. He was my son, But I do wash his name out of my blood, And thou art all my child. Towards Florence is he?
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SECOND GENTLEMAN. Ay, madam. COUNTESS. And to be a soldier? SECOND GENTLEMAN. Such is his noble purpose, and, believe't, The duke will lay upon him all the honour That good convenience claims.
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COUNTESS. Return you thither? FIRST GENTLEMAN. Ay, madam, with the swiftest wing of speed.
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HELENA. [_Reads._] _Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France._ 'Tis bitter. COUNTESS. Find you that there? HELENA. Ay, madam.
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FIRST GENTLEMAN. 'Tis but the boldness of his hand haply, which his heart was not consenting to.
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COUNTESS. Nothing in France until he have no wife! There's nothing here that is too good for him But only she, and she deserves a lord That twenty such rude boys might tend upon, And call her hourly mistress. Who was with him?
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FIRST GENTLEMAN. A servant only, and a gentleman which I have sometime known. COUNTESS. Parolles, was it not? FIRST GENTLEMAN. Ay, my good lady, he.
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COUNTESS. A very tainted fellow, and full of wickedness. My son corrupts a well-derived nature With his inducement.
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FIRST GENTLEMAN. Indeed, good lady, The fellow has a deal of that too much, Which holds him much to have.
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COUNTESS. Y'are welcome, gentlemen. I will entreat you, when you see my son, To tell him that his sword can never win The honour that he loses: more I'll entreat you Written to bear along.
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SECOND GENTLEMAN. We serve you, madam, In that and all your worthiest affairs. COUNTESS. Not so, but as we change our courtesies. Will you draw near? [_Exeunt Countess and Gentlemen._]
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HELENA. "Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France." Nothing in France until he has no wife! Thou shalt have none, Rossillon, none in France; Then hast thou all again. Poor lord, is't I That chase thee from thy country, and expose Those tender limbs of thine to the event Of the none-sparing war?
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And is it I That drive thee from the sportive court, where thou Wast shot at with fair eyes, to be the mark Of smoky muskets? O you leaden messengers, That ride upon the violent speed of fire, Fly with false aim; move the still-peering air, That sings with piercing; do not touch my lord.
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Whoever shoots at him, I set him there; Whoever charges on his forward breast, I am the caitiff that do hold him to't; And though I kill him not, I am the cause His death was so effected. Better 'twere I met the ravin lion when he roar'd With sharp constraint of hunger;
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better 'twere That all the miseries which nature owes Were mine at once. No; come thou home, Rossillon, Whence honour but of danger wins a scar, As oft it loses all. I will be gone; My being here it is that holds thee hence.
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Shall I stay here to do't? No, no, although The air of paradise did fan the house, And angels offic'd all. I will be gone, That pitiful rumour may report my flight To consolate thine ear. Come, night; end, day; For with the dark, poor thief, I'll steal away. [_Exit._]